Rules for Kittens
1. Never hold still for any time period longer than two seconds.
2. If you find a string, chase it.
3. If you find a shoe, stick your head in it.
4. Only cuddle when you're sleepy.
5. Don't associate with humans unless you want to be kissed or fussed over.
6. If something scares you, arch your back and spit.
7. If you're ever in trouble, meow loudly and hope for the best.
8. Never miss an opportunity to pounce on your brothers or sisters or mother.
9. If you're doing secret stuff, crawl on your belly. It will make you invisible.
10. Do what the big cats do, and the rest will follow.
Written by Lydia at 12:41 PM