Last night I applied an extremely large dollop of no-frizz gel to the top of my head, and yet you were still wisping about this morning when I looked in the mirror. What's up with that? Do you have something against no-frizz gel? I'd give you a liberal dose of hairspray, but too much hairspray makes my head hurt. Ah well, I suppose I shall just have to put up with my halo of frizz. I was resigned to it anyway. But still. You ought to cooperate sometimes.
I like the way you look next to my green dress. That is all.